May 2013
I'm gonna shower...
“(In my sleep I dreamed this poem)
Someone I loved once gave me
a box full of...”
– Mary Oliver, “The Uses of Sorrow” (via tat-art)
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
Somebody give me $50 so I can get a pound of...
finniks-sugar-cube:
worst thing ever: Getting sexually frustrated at school!
Best thing ever: getting sexually frustrated in school
I'm sorry to say, but I only have so much energy...
I honestly can’t give many more fucks about this tornado shit.
I’m almost out of fucks in general.
princemordo:
heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
its not you
there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
ps its more...
When I'm shopping and a store doesn't have my...
ilikehunt:
laugh-addict:
shopping for drag.
and everythings a womens XS n shit.
When I’m shopping and this bitch ignores me for 5 minutes while I’m trying to get a fitting room.
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
merlotstrong:
I want to so badly not to sleep alone.
2 tags
Wisdom from a drag queen and a makeup artist: No...
So this guy I know bleached his hair.
Then he bleached his brows. Then shaved then off.
And has been drawing them on with a pencil like a chonga.
Somebody help this homosexual.
At least buy him a brow pencil. Or teach him about proper brow shape and structure.
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
sodamnrelatable:
“lets be friends” i whisper as i like all your text posts
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal:
keepcalmandgosurfing:
geekyninja1:
attend-hogwarts:
grrrbarrowman:
skarosoul:
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Google is already 13…
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
….I knew this the first time I saw it.. I reblogged the original post because it was stupid and...
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
