Oh my god. We are the very first in the RFT... →
We made the RFT Pride Slideshow. Fuck yes.
What exactly is Obamacare and what does it change? →
abaldwin360: big thanks to reddit user CaspianX2 for typing all this out! What people call “Obamacare” is actually the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. However, people were calling it “Obamacare” before everyone even hammered out what it would be. It’s a term mostly used by people who don’t like the PPaACA, and it’s become popularized in part because PPaACA is a really long and...
listening to Bare: A Pop Opera,
savemenowbarry: newyorkshows: so happy this is coming to Broadway :D Whattttt?????? Must see!!!!!!! If we see this in pit seats, I saw fuck our massively extravagant trip to chicago
distinctmemory: This guy that was interested in me a few weeks ago that I decided not to date just posted pictures on his Facebook of himself at Hearse Con 2012. I shit you not. A convention for hearses. Funeral hearses. Dodged a bullet there. Holy fuck that’s amazing
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...– an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years via TheLWire (via bilvum) BAYUM!!!!
domly: I went to practice today and had a solid workout today and after practice me and my new teammates were talking I was talking and I explaining to my current teammate who is a returning all american my possible situation with the law and his exact words were “that aint shit” and begins to tell me his issues with the law and begins to discuss his gang affiliation so the moral of the story...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.– John Green
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