I hate being this way.
Why the fuck can’t I be normal? I deserve to be. Just like everybody else is. I hate it. So fucking much. I haven’t thought about hurting myself in months until this point.
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impressioniste: This kind of made my morning.
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whitneyly asked: You are a lovely shit-disturber, you know that?
lovingforthelost asked: That's never an excuse for wishing death on somebody else, or even the misery that comes with desiring suicide for yourself. I understand that you've tried yourself and I'm very sorry you went through that, probably more sorry than you'll ever know, but disagreement on beliefs should never result in wishing someone else to take their life.
I was satisfied with haiku until I met you, but now I want a Russian novel, a...– Dean Young (via forestmilk)
Anybody remember when this happened with Olga?
Her followers swarmed me for a hot second because of something I said. That was a while ago… But anyways, watching y’all get pissed is kind of interesting. But I think that’s because I’m a.. Sociopath? Psychopath? Which one would it be?
So, are we done?
I’m tired of getting notifications on my dash. And, honestly, I don’t give any fucks. it’s MY blog. For MY opinions. Even if they are shitty.
a-sarcastic-asshole asked: really? telling people to tell someone to kill themselves? what did they ever do to you?
go-deep-throat-a-chainsaw asked: Why do you want conservative bitch to kill herself?
masturbatingklaine: At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it said that he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.