I was behind this guy I didn’t get along with in high school because I was a dick.
And as soon as I realized it, I did it.
He pulled up next to me at the next light and he was so pissed… So when it turned green he jumped the line and tried to be all butch.
I accelerated like I normally would and was in front of him.
He ran a yellow light to get past me.
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O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.
FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
seaweed
THEY HUNGER
cthulhu’s tentacles rising to consume us all ia iA CTHULHU F’TAGN
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So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
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the future isn’t looking too bright Bill =/.
Sorry for the rant, but EVOLUTION NEVER FUCKING SAYS WE COME FROM MONKEYS. IT STATES WE AND PRIMATES HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR, BUT WE DO NOT COME FROM PRIMATES AND PRIMATES DO NOT COEM FROM US. WE SHARE SIMILARITIES, AND EVOLUTION SAYS WE DERIVED FROM THE SAME ANCESTORS.
I’m sorry, I just get so fucking annoyed when people rant about the whole “evolution says we come from monkeys so why do we still have monkeys omg that means evolution is fake!” spiel. Rant over. Goodnight.
^^THIS
Dear sweet Darwin, those facebook posts/comments made my blood pressure rise.
but that last gif saved my life though so its okay
Oh the blood pressure..
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do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
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This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
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2oo9:
I can’t tell if she’s dead or made of wax
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
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