[enter dramatic title here]

• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
• me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
• mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
• me:
• mom:
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
• me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
• mom:
• me:
• mom: this isn't normal

1. oh-my-phils-im-so-dan likes this
2. i-carpelibrum likes this
3. bitter-st0rms likes this
4. rememberingsundae likes this
5. boycottandreinventlove reblogged this from bookwormingallday
6. hailreischl likes this
7. bookwormingallday reblogged this from vanillatango
8. bookwormingallday likes this
9. vanillatango reblogged this from funnyandnotpersonal
10. purpledinolivinginyourbackyard reblogged this from witchcraftandclickery
11. terderp-distractions likes this
12. mylifeinmonochrome likes this
13. readandbelieve reblogged this from devynmonster
14. crawshayi likes this
15. ihkura reblogged this from thelast-lostboy
16. queer-weirdo reblogged this from itypewithpurpose
17. itypewithpurpose reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar
18. the-hobbits-smial reblogged this from themorganlee
19. yaycloudy reblogged this from candiandi97
20. justalittlebitodd reblogged this from psychic-soul
21. candiandi97 reblogged this from popopicasso
22. sherlocklucy reblogged this from manlyprincesslulu
23. theramblingfangirl likes this
24. pluckyredhead reblogged this from queenitsy
25. kiralovesryuk reblogged this from thou-shalt-be-amused
26. theralphie reblogged this from clarenecessities
27. hell-yes-twinkle-toes reblogged this from nightmares-on-paper
28. crepestotaste reblogged this from jazzpersprite
29. luvlafsing likes this
30. morgztheawesomeness reblogged this from whoufflebabies
31. ffirecrotch reblogged this from whouffle-d
32. blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter likes this
33. thesinicodaughter likes this
34. clinicalpurity reblogged this from unworldlyduelist
35. whoufflebabies reblogged this from whouffle-d
36. whouffle-d reblogged this from time-travelling-box
37. time-travelling-box reblogged this from mishaismyreligion
38. unworldlyduelist reblogged this from autosound
39. autosound reblogged this from clarenecessities
40. clarenecessities reblogged this from bitterassfandom
41. quello-che-sara-sara reblogged this from quidditchcorgisandfinland
42. quidditchcorgisandfinland reblogged this from katieniagara
43. i-will-not-weep-and-wonder reblogged this from ademisk
44. untimely-yushi likes this
45. jakeeto likes this
46. ladykianna likes this
47. clockworkanglerfish likes this
48. ademisk reblogged this from pastavodkatomatoes
49. ademisk likes this
50. pastavodkatomatoes reblogged this from daggerlance
51. Show more notesLoading...